I am in the mood for a few grins, how about you? Well, I’d tell you a couple of good knock knock jokes… or, there is the one about where telephone poles come from (pole-tree farms, get it? :-D), but this is real estate blog.
Let’s have real estate humor!
Every listing must have pictures, presumably of the home for sale. I say must, because that is an actual rule. This has posed a problem for some of my colleagues, here, in Glendale. Let’s take a look.
So… is the house for sale or the car? Maybe the trashcan? Hard to tell…
Who turned out the lights? Do the lawn decorations give you a clue as to how long this house has been on the market?
I think this was scanned from a newspaper ad… and who is the ghost in the bottom center?
Clue: a half eaten meal on the table is NOT good staging.
The dishes are clean and there is a pantry.
Carpet pad and wood scraps are included with sale.
